Bottled

The bees were robbed in the night by a big brown bear. At 

dawn they went in search of someone to vent their bottled fury upon.

I am not a toy!

 Boogie George's wife has gone missing and he
has gone to search for her. I hope everything
will be ok, I'm a bit worried!

Evil Sir Reginal Farquar had a pig burning

night at Andrew Finnie's blog and he made 

the poor toys watch. This little bear managed

to escape and ran here for sanctuary. I 

think it is traumatized, hopefully it will

recover. Go see the carnage if you dare!!

Andrew Finnie:Artist and Illustrator

Cultivate

Today it's sounding like spring, thunder is rumbling and robins are singing. I saw this tiny little guy heading for my garden. Two more of them were dragging a packet of Fairy's Breath seed. I hope this means I'll have a nice garden this year.

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE TO BAKE…

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again,
To be sure it is of the highest quality,
Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok,
Try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
And chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters
Just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
Finish the Cose Juervo and make sure
To put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas!
                               

Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirating we'll go!

My son the evil one...scurvy dog!

Learning GIMP, day two: Brushes

A gust of wind blows the leaves: 

They are quiet.
~Basho

 A Garden of Ghosts

IF: Paisley

I did have a good idea for paisley(at least I thought so). Visualize a wall with a newspaper tacked to it. Above a headshot photo of Harry Potter the headline reads: House Elf does what Dark Lord has been unable to do!

In front of the wall stands Kreature with smoking gun.  Kreature is wearing a hideously loud paisley toga, he looks totally disgusted and appalled.

The text reads:
Yesterday Harry Potter freed Kreature with a gift of clothes.

But then, I had second thoughts. Paisley always gives me a  migraine. :)))