Monday, December 27, 2010

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies



Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again,
To be sure it is of the highest quality,
Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok,
Try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
And chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters
Just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
Finish the Cose Juervo and make sure
To put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas!


William Bezek said...


red-handed said...

Cute (or kootsh).

LDahl said...

Fanks guysh!

simon said...

but thats IS how I cook!!!!

LDahl said...

I knew it!!!! :)))

Merisi said...

got tipsy before finishing reading the recipe! *giggles*

I hope you had a wonderful Christmastime and send you my best wishes for a Happy New Year,
with warmest regards,

LDahl said...

Hello Merisi!!! Thank you and Merry Yearnush to you ahswell!!!

Andrew Finnie said...

and merry March to you :)

Andrew Finnie said...

Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

you just made me laugh - apart from giving me a hernia

LDahl said...

At least it isn't a hisnia!! Happy ST Pat's Andrew. :-D